Pneu means Tire in French

andrysb24:

when we went to see Jurassic Park in 3-D my sister leaned over to me and whispered, “the raptor bride is coming up”

when we went to see Jurassic Park in 3-D my sister leaned over to me and whispered, “the raptor bride is coming up”

iamthemeep:

kyrianne:

If you’re ever depressed, just look at porn titles.

It’ll make everything better.

The da vinci load

my first porn 4

celebrate-the-magic:

The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.

(Source: examiner.com)

dim-sum-noodles:

m-chi:

It’s time to take your medicine Amy

#reality

HOW ABOUT NO

mudbloodsandmurmurs:

seekingmybeloved:

regtoncats:

ERMAHGERD

KATIE OH MY GOD

ninjamooseofthemist:

kaalashnikov:

desmoulicious:

idonthaveanyideawhatablogis:

minmo:

t1nk:

It funny how parents can be rude to their children and give them the silent treatment but the children can not do the same.

We’ve been raised by Hippocrates.

“go to your room you little dick”

I

AM

SCREAMING

I JUST LAUGHED IN THE LIBRARY OMG

I’ve probably reblogged this before buuuuuut

everythingelsegoesherethen:

nerdfighter13812:

itsxandy:

disneymoviesandfacts:

According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.

Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?

Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?

I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

catsfeltlings:

cod-tier:

oh my glob you guys, drama bomb!

‘im a graphic design student’ i whisper to myself, slapping glitter text on out-take shots of my lumpy space princess cosplay test.

holyamazing….♥ just wow… wow…

deanleysen:

wet-chrome:

PROSTHETIC ARM by Kaylene Kau

Tentacle arm? Yes, please.

I can only imagine how many Japanese scientists are currently working on a sex toy version of this.

wearejohnlocked:

captain-kirks-perfect-hair:

omgtsn:

nugger

it took 15 minutes to compose myself enough to reblog this you don’t understand

there are actually tears running down my face

(Source: time-sponges)

livelongandbiteme:

green-blooded-computer:

HAHA WHERE DID THEY EVEN COME FROM?!

#bones and spock both have alarms in their heads that go off when jim does a thing #BEEP BEEP WARNING JIM IS DOING A THING HE MUST BE STOPPED

(Source: numbtongue)